In my spare time, I have been conducting some scientific research on British heartthrobs and/or rock stars. It's tedious work, but I find it very rewarding.
This is not me. I look much better in a white lab coat than she does,
but I didn't have any photos handy, so use your imagination.
Allow me to present you with my first groundbreaking discovery.
Hypothesis: Robert Pattinson reminds me of a young Morrissey.
Evidence:
1. Both attractive, yet slightly ambiguous-looking.
2. Brooding; penchant for black jeans.
3. Sensitive, soulful eyes.
4. Artfully tousled pompadours.
5. Rebellious, devil-may-care attitudes.
6. Strong, caterpillar-like brows.
Conclusion: My hypothesis was correct and I am a genius.
"Oh Moz, our eyebrows are out of control!"
"By jove, you're right, Rob!"
mmmmmmm hmmmmmmm!!! I love me so Robert Pattinson!! Yes, yes I do!! :)
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