Monday, May 3, 2010

Doctor Friend: UPDATE

After our brilliant idea to post an ad on craigslist searching for a doctor to be our friend, W and I have received only one pathetic response.

Subject: You gotta be specific...

Surgeons don't know shit about medicine, but we sure do know how to cut.

It was not signed, and the name on the e-mail account was only a first initial and a last name. I guess we'll never know the truth, but I'm 99% certain that this was an e-mail from a serial killer. He (or she) is a well-respected surgeon by day, and a crazed, scalpel-wielding murderer by night. He finds his victims on craigslist. It all adds up.

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