I'm not dead

Apologies for the lack of posts in the past several months. You see what had happened was... I was kidnapped by a gang of... Swedish chimney sweeps, yeah that's the ticket. And they forced me to live in Sweden with them the past 5 months or so, and I had to subsist on a diet of IKEA meatballs and 24-hour ABBA. And then finally I escaped and came home and decided to update my blog. Aren't you glad? New posts to come soon. xo.